— A good excuse for not jogging
— Daniil is leaving for Finland — the country not that rich in beards
— Setting high expectations: In 20 years we will feel sad and ashamed...
— Pyramids, looters and how Russian intelligentsia will probably defend Hermitage
— Buying stolen artifacts and paintings: Perverts
— Reasons for admittance into a mental hospital in 1890s: Novel reading and bad whiskey
— Your favorite ice-cream flavour can say a lot about you
— What not to donate to a thrift shop
— Apple! Call us! We will dedicate the whole podcast to advertising your products, if you pay to us
— Get your own corpse wax: Instruction manual
— Getting over Lenin: It is time.

— Nobel Prize week: There’s hope for all of us
— Why Lingvistov have to be nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
— Freezing oneself to be revived in future and hoping for the best
— Come to Chelny and we will freeze you just for 100$!
— What’s your sexy voice?
— Surrogate mothers: immoral or heroic?
— Will you marry a person twice old than you are? Pugacheva-Galkin dilemma
— Russian conservatism: Government only makes it worse
— Angelina Jolie brand: Lips and legs
— «Finish me Story Competition» still continues! Send your entries to: info@lingvistov.ru

— St. Petersburg, common cold and sexy voices
— Asia and her Winona Ryder craze
— Losing and finding voice
— Teachers are rioting in Brazil! Can we do the same here in Russia?
— Russian teachers: dedicated losers
— Asia, you were heard: Every single voice counts
— Star Trek economics in Switzerland: A 3000$ check per month for everyone!
— Are there criminals in Switzerland?

— Winter mood: It’s really cold...
— Siri’s birthday: We are ready to provide our voices for Russian Siri
— Siri has a day off: Stop your egoistic requests!
— Moldable memory: We can never preserve the original memory
— What can you remember the best? Faces, names, number, smells...
— Marrying a Boston street
— How to clear the hard drive in your head? There’s not enough space!
— Listeners’ questions: If you could learn one random skill what would it be?
— British and Russian superstitions: Zastolye and hitting men with boots

— No milk for my coffee: Starbucks vs. Dunkin Donuts
— It tastes good! But if you eat it everyday...
— Landysh lives in dread of winter
— Tablets for your child: What are they really good for?
— Should we teach children typing before handwriting?
— How often do you actually write?
— Digital art and traditional art: Are they of the same value?
— Surprise!!! McDonalds plans to give your child a life lesson
— Childhood disappointments and our Kinder Surprise craze

— Tanzania lake that could turn you into stone
— Your favorite abandoned places and heads of dolls on the bottom of the ocean
— Listening to audio recordings of mentally-ill people on a regular basis
— Lobotomy: sounds like fun!
— Getting in and out of psychiatric hospital: How many of us are actually mentally healthy?
— Do not annoy your neighbors: Crazy people
— Pennywise in England: Who actually likes clowns?
— Adopting a child from other country: Does ethnicity matter?
— Ivan the result of Moscow Olympic Games
— Racism in Russia: Mikhail Zadornov on drugs
— Octonber 3rd 8pm MSK — Lingvistov Webinar on English. For participation write to: info@lingvistov.ru.

— A sleeping man in Daniil’s room...
— Landysh is a hamster! Winter is coming, brace yourselves
— Pussy Riot: What was the purpose?
— Prison conditions in Russia: Damn, we have no experience...
— Love Story: Putin and the majority of Russian population
— National Poetry Day in England and Lingvistov Prose Day!
— Fighting bad manners with poetry
— Subway? Metropolitan? Underground?
— Questions from our listeners! Send them in to info@lingvistov.ru
— Seductive mice and the thrill of the chase
— Men nipples: What the hell?! Why do they have nipples?!
— October 10th, 8pm MSK — free Lingvistov Webinar! Join us, email at info@lingvistov.ru
— «Finish me Story» competition — Episode 2: ссылка

— Multitasking: Asia is doing exercises while podcasting
— Snow in Moscow: The sooner it begins, the sooner it ends
— Good old days: Even terrorists are not when they used to be...
— Terrorist attacks in Kenya: No Russians are harmed, phew!
— Beware of the enemy! Greenpeace or pirates?
— Banned books week: are there any books that have to be banned?
— Caught abusing drugs at least once? You’re screwed.
— What’s the point of prisons? Discrimination against criminals
— What kind of crime could you commit?
— Animal prints are not permitted in the British zoo
— A frog flies with NASA rocket! And how the French hunt down frogs
— Stalking rats: Lead me to the Wonderland!

«Jezzy» is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. It tells about a student whose daring fantasies seemed to turn into reality but in truth turned into a nightmare.

The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©

— Conscience is the engine of progress
— Weird weather in St. Petersburg: no rain, sunshine and comfortable temperatures
— Bass or base: another one of special Landyshisms
— Daniil at the rock concert: push, pull and throw!
— Sleeping in a train station: Survival guide in major cities
— We are making a short film! Next year...
— Mongolian shamans in Northern China: Have you been to a fortuneteller?
— A parrot that can predict your future: One reason to go to Kazan
— Gypsies: they can steal your soul if you look them in the eye...
— Do you believe in destiny?
— Past, present and future walked into a bar...
— Will your dog notice if you are replaced by a robot?
— Asia ruins all that we believed in: The mystery of Hatiko
— We are launching a series of webinars for professionals about English! Write to us to join in: info@lingvistov.ru